On having cats

Me: (buys cats a water fountain)

Me: Here you go, ARISTOCATS! (chortles to self)

Cats:

~ A few hours later ~

Me: (tending to eyebrows in bathroom mirror, senses presence, looks over to see cat drinking out of toilet)

Me: BÉBÉ, YOU TWAT!

Bébé: (continues to drink out of toilet, now while making eye contact)