Me: I’m feeling youthful and sprightly today!
Body: …K. Imma go ahead and sprout a hair out of that mole on your neck (which maybe got a little bigger this year, come to think of it).
Me: Oh wow, ha, back to reality I guess.
Body: NOT DONE YET! Have a ‘lil acne to go with it.
Body: …
Body: BOOM, TEENAGE’D IN YOUR FACE! Literally.
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